Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds. 

rstarr-grier:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

FOR MOMS!

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kamelworld:

CRITICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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2 days ago · 67,818 notes (© beyoncebeytwice)
#LAWD

Dear girls who suffer from white boy thirst 

cinabonjovi:

No matter how cute or nice he is if he calls you any type of flavor that you use in your coffee then you need to cut that shit quick fr

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3 days ago · 15 notes (© sabfans)
#iconic

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

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sytycdancegifs:

SYTYCD11: Emily James & Teddy Coffey, “Ne Me Quitte Pas”

Contemporary choreographed by Tyce Diorio  [ x ]



are-are-kay:

along with the name of Michael Brown’s shooter, an incident report has been released stating that before his death, Michael Brown had attempted to steal a pack of swisher sweet cigars from a local convenience store

the media is going to try to make this petty attempted theft a justifiable reason for homicide so let me tell you something:

when i was eighteen i was a bad kid. i stole a LOT of things, including a pack of- you guessed it!- swisher sweets- from my local convenience store

what happened to me?

well, considering that a) i am a white woman and b) i am making this post, it is pretty clear that i wasn’t SHOT TO DEATH IN THE STREET  BY COPS FOR stealing a fucking pack of shitty cigars


5 days ago · 16 notes (© are-are-kay)

white kids shoplift from shopping malls and stuff all the damn time, you don’t see them being stopped and shot in the head multiple times



“i thought 50 shades of grey was about a tie…” — my mother, after i told her what the series is really about (via podolskiing)



m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

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if tanisha doesn’t end up on DWTS so i can see her slay every week idk what i’m gonna do



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SYTYCD solos I love: Tahisha “Warrior” (top8, season 11)



i’m sorry if a dancer can’t werk the hell out of a hip-hop routine with jasmine harper or comfort and not look like a child and hold their own, they don’t deserve to be in the finale