under da cut for thesweatereffect cause spoilers and stuff
THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????
okay wow this is heartbreaking. also nigel is straight up RUDE like learn to have a fucking filter jesus christ
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
wife: “are you ok”
Husband : “dont talk to me”
WAIT MY BOYFRIEND JUST GOT US TICKETS TO SEE AZIZ ANSARI IN SEPTEMBER WHAAAAAAT