IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY
no television character has ever vexed me as much as effy from skins like remember when bae luke pasqualino asked if he could take the locker next to her and she looked at him coquettishly and said ‘you can take anything if you want it bad enough’??? do you reckon she looks doe-eyedly at the cashier at the corner shop when she’s buying tampons after they say ‘that’s £2.70, please’ and goes ‘time is irrelevant’? does she turn up at her grandmother’s 80th and seductively whisper ‘god is a lie’ when people sing happy birthday? fucking hovis white bread sylvia-plath-novellete-snorting eyeliner-soaked faux-philosophical binbag-wearing dilettante
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
i literally want to purchase several copies of “Go the Fuck to Sleep” and throw it into the lounge
can the freshmen on my floor stfu like there is no excuse to be this loud out in the open at midnight on a thursday unless you’re drunk WHICH THEY’RE FUCKING NOT
LIKE GO TO BED STOP CACKLING LIKE HYENAS UGH
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
lol @ these freshmen walking around my floor lookin for moves
have fun looking up and down frat row with your hoard of guys LOL
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
CALIFORNIA REALLY ISN’T THAT HOT???
but do they really consider michigan and montana and minnesota in the winter habitable? like?????
sign the petition please!
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
GUYS GUYS GUYS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE HAS BEEN RENEWED!
FOR SEASON 12!
JUSTICE FOR JAJA YESSSSS
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
still crying bc zack and aaron and piano man UGH