Anonymous asked: Quit flaunting your ethnicity like we get it your Arab Jesus.

gothhabibti:

IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY


14 hours ago · 7,103 notes (© gothhabibti)

offbeatorbit:

bollywoodbloodbaths:

no television character has ever vexed me as much as effy from skins like remember when bae luke pasqualino asked if he could take the locker next to her and she looked at him coquettishly and said ‘you can take anything if you want it bad enough’??? do you reckon she looks doe-eyedly at the cashier at the corner shop when she’s buying tampons after they say ‘that’s £2.70, please’ and goes ‘time is irrelevant’? does she turn up at her grandmother’s 80th and seductively whisper ‘god is a lie’ when people sing happy birthday? fucking hovis white bread sylvia-plath-novellete-snorting eyeliner-soaked faux-philosophical binbag-wearing dilettante



darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via luckypennygluedtotheground)


1 day ago · 164,467 notes (© iflewbikes)

i literally want to purchase several copies of “Go the Fuck to Sleep” and throw it into the lounge



can the freshmen on my floor stfu like there is no excuse to be this loud out in the open at midnight on a thursday unless you’re drunk WHICH THEY’RE FUCKING NOT

LIKE GO TO BED STOP CACKLING LIKE HYENAS UGH



endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez, via naomilys)


6 days ago · 184,384 notes (© endocrinez)
#basically

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via whosthatgirl-itslauren)



lol @ these freshmen walking around my floor lookin for moves

have fun looking up and down frat row with your hoard of guys LOL



offbeatorbit:

warsbeforedoors:

heritage-and-tradition:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian



CALIFORNIA REALLY ISN’T THAT HOT???

but do they really consider michigan and montana and minnesota in the winter habitable? like?????

offbeatorbit:

warsbeforedoors:

heritage-and-tradition:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

CALIFORNIA REALLY ISN’T THAT HOT???

but do they really consider michigan and montana and minnesota in the winter habitable? like?????


1 week ago · 111,496 notes (© dragon-in-a-fez)

SAVE SYTYCD 

sytycdsummer:

sign the petition please!

https://www.change.org/p/fox-broadcasting-company-keep-so-you-think-you-can-dance

(via the-gotham-city)


1 week ago · 21 notes (© sytycdsummer)
#plz

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via whosthatgirl-itslauren)


2 weeks ago · 207,890 notes (© crunchbuttsteak)
#callie #whoops

the-gotham-city:

sytycdsummer:

GUYS GUYS GUYS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE HAS BEEN RENEWED!
FOR SEASON 12!
JERCKERVKRRKV

THANKS GOD

JUSTICE FOR JAJA YESSSSS

the-gotham-city:

sytycdsummer:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE HAS BEEN RENEWED!

FOR SEASON 12!

JERCKERVKRRKV

THANKS GOD

JUSTICE FOR JAJA YESSSSS


2 weeks ago · 119 notes (© sytycdsummer)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via theytookmyluna)



wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

(via cartoonnetwerk)


3 weeks ago · 57,049 notes (© wave94)
#yup

still crying bc zack and aaron and piano man UGH